please forgive this next joke but the mental image is what amuses me, anyway here it is-
why did the punk cross the road?- because he was pinned to the chicken.
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...HAVE YOU GOT 10p?
NOW CELEBRATING TWELVE (ye gods) SARCASTIC YEARS STANDING PROUDLY AT THE PUNK BARRICADES AS THE VANGARD IN THE CRUSADE TO SLAY THE SACRED COWS OF PUNK, WHILE KNOCKING DOWN THE WALLS OF POMPOSITY WITH A BLUNT SPOON AND A SOGGY BISCUIT (no less).
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...HAVE YOU GOT 10p?
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