HELLO ALF

Hello Alf, did you get the 80 a day chain 'smerking' Northerner to fix your computer? (i cant be too rude, he may be reading! if he is, "why-i-mun" to you) have you noticed how hes often got nose bleeds and flu on a Monday? i wonder what could be wrong with him, its happened so often I'm starting to think he may have a mysterious liver virus and maybe some kind of flesh eating nasal parasite, what else could possibly knock down a man who, only 3 days prior was able to drink and cane it so heroically for 60 hours non-stop? all he did was have a nap, yet when he woke up he was not only sick as a parrot, his nose was giving out so much blood i thought he would die from lack of liquids! i was thinking of a way to insert a gardening hose up his hooter and placing the other end in the toilet but sinse i live on the 3rd floor and have no garden i had no reason to have any hose but i was going to improvise..somehow, but like the son of a viking that he is, he elected to endure and use all the toilet roll mopping it up, if he gets the squits its the end for him! but (ahem) seriously I'm starting to think this strange reoccurring illness must be checked out by medical staff at a hospital or a specialist medical research facility, for his sake we must get to the bottom of what is happening to him, maybe he's got bird flu from a meat based meal ("i dont know what kind of meat it is mate, it's just meat innit"). anyway enough about him, i hope you enjoy the blogzine, ta da.
p.s wheres me blag?