Now, where do you start with this woman? her Face, 'Art' or Ego?
lets begin with her 'art'. leaving an unmade bed as an art instillation piece is ridiculous, as is erecting a tent and putting the names of every sexual partner on the side in big letters. daft as well as embarrassing for the blokes whose names are on the tent! and as for the bed, well i did plan to visit the exhibition and make the bed all neatly myself but someone beat me to it (and used the same lame excuse i was planning to use, that it was "an art statement").
now, her face. she looks like her skull is thousands of years old and has been pushed out of shape by the weight of the metres of the earth on top, like that of a 6th century Saxon warrior dug up on time team or a programme like it, or when MR FANTASTIC steps out of the 'cosmic ray' machine and melts down one side in the recent FF film and, clearly not helping the situation is her love of the drink, it seems to have gravitational powers over her face, pulling one side ever downward with every next drink till its stopped by her cleavage where it rests, I'm surprised she didn't go for a part in the remake of THE HILLS HAVE EYES! (that's cruel-hee hee, but no worse than putting your past 'conquests' names on public display, some may have children now, what about them? THE KIDS MAN, WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?)
as for her personality, she is a total know it all, if her head got any further up into the clouds she would be in the way of the communications satellites circling the earth. and she has no limits when it comes to exposing her noxious personality on the TV. shes not on my xmas card list i can tell you!
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