WE'RE BACK!

WELL, THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG, ZERO HOUR IS BACK WHERE IT SHOULD BE, AT HOME WITH A BUILDER 8 FEET AWAY FROM ME TRYING TO DIG UP THE NEXT DOOR PATIO FLOOR WITH A LOUD BLOODY KANGOL DRILL THAT IS JUST SLIDING AROUND THE SOLID VICTORIAN CEMENT AND NOT PENETRATING THE FLOOR AT ALL. THE BUILDER BLOKE'S A REALLY NICE CHAP BUT HE KEEPS ASKING ME (THINK IRISH ACCENT) "DO YOU KNOW DAT OL' VOIBRATURS RECORD DAT GOES LOIKE DIS.. DUR DUR DUR DE DUR DA DA?" (WITH ACCOMPANIED GUITAR GESTURES).-AND IF ANYONE SAYS IM ANTI IRISH I WILL GET MY UNCLE SHAMUS ON THEM! NOW I WAS NEVER ANY GOOD AT 'NAME THAT TUNE', AND THE VIBRATORS HAVE MORE LP'S THAN I HAVE HAIRS ON MY HEAD, COME TO THINK OF IT, THE VIBRATORS SINGER HAS MORE LP'S THAN HAIRS ON HIS HEAD!
ANYWAY AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE DAYS ON THE PHONE TO THE 'SERVER' WE FINALLY GOT 'SERVED' AND FAR FROM OWING THEM MONEY WE ARE IN CREDIT! ISNT IT ODD HOW THEY FIND YOUR ACCOUNT ONLY WHEN YOU TELL THEM YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THEIR SHENNIGANS AND ARE MOVING TO A NEW SERVER THAT YOU GET SERVED? SO AFTER ALL I DONT HAVE TO USE THE FARTY SWEAT COVERED SEATS IN THE LOCAL INTERNET CAFES WHERE ALL THE LOCAL CRACK DEALERS HIDE TO ESCAPE THE PASSING POLICE! HOORAY, AND I DONT HAVE TO USE ANYONE ELSES MACHINE EITHER ALTHOUGH I THANK 'HEVA' FOR LETTING ME USE HER COMP (HELLO HEV).
SO ITS BACK TO POSTING WHEN EVER I FEEL LIKE IT AGAIN, THAT WAS A LONG 24 HOURS FOR ME. TA RA