Friday, 18 May 2007

THE DANGERS OF MP3'S

Modern techno thingy's can cause some usage problems when used by digitally impotent people at times, and sadly I'm one of them. despite my best efforts and a long time spent trying i just cant seem to get to grip with some gadgets, it can cause all sorts of problems.
take my mp3 for instance, now i thought i had it mastered, i put on its memory a whole mixed bag of stuff to listen to and quite happy with it i was (once i had worked the fucking thing out).
the problem arose because of the pleasure i was having with it, because i was in a shop listening to music and didn't realise that my 'humming' of the words sounded more like singing the words out badly and audibly (or so i was told later on), any way i was in this shop and i was singing along to 'i wanna be your dog' and was lost in the music (man), so i didn't notice the reaction of the lady next to me until the last moment, i saw the last vestige of a horrified look as the lady rushed out and grabbed her small girl and the little yappy dog she was holding, it took me a moment (and a withering look from the shop keeper) but i soon realised she thought i was singing to her (my earphones were covered by my hat).
silly woman, my little one did say i had a scary singing voice but i never knew it was that bad!

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