99% REALLY ARE SHIT.

"Ive met the man in the street and hes a cunt" and "99% are shit" are both well known quotes from MR Sid vicious.
and while i agree with the 'man in the street' sentiment i always thought that '99% are shit' was a bit excessive, i thought 98% was nearer to the actual amount, but i have been proved wrong and old Sidney proved right.
how? you may be asking, well the proof was finally laid bare at my feet with the released survey that has been conducted on behalf of a farmers organisation.
the results of this survey really does make the British public sound like a shamefully embarrassing bunch of thick unintelligent stupid knuckle dragging half wits.
the survey was asking simple enough questions, and they were asking adults so there really is no excuse for the answers given.
for starters, a third of every person asked did not know that the oats that make up their porridge was grown on a farm!?! which leaves the question, where the fuck did they think oats came from? i can only suppose that the dim shoppers asked assumed they are dredged from the ocean bottom as a by-product of shell fishing.
NEXT, 1/4 of the same people asked (and i cant believe the stupidity of this one) did NOT know that their eggs and sausages were from farms, i can only imagine that these thickos think Bernard Matthews has massive machines like the 'food replicators' on star trek and the staff ask for sausages and wrap them up for the supermarkets as the replicator sorts out the Cumberland from the Linconshire variety's.
finally (and shamefully), 1/5th of the same group of numb skulls did not know that wheat is grown on farmland, can you believe that?!
my god, i really didn't think that the British public could be (and is) so fucking stupid, i suppose when they watch a shredded wheat advert on TV they must think the lush fields of swaying wheat they see is there just to look pretty and that they can make no connection to the food in the box.
and where do they think farmers grow oats? floating platforms in the sky? or maybe on the moon?
and as for not knowing where eggs come from, jeysus! i suppose they think they come from a production line of magicians all pulling eggs out from behind each others ears then putting them into the box's.
i am ashamed, how can people be so ignorant of the world around them? nothing asked was a state secret and its not hard to realise if given a moments thought, and besides, very often egg box's are labelled 'farm fresh' or if organic can even have the farms name and address on it (as well as an image of a chicken).
so how did the British public become so thick? they cant all be off their nut's on skunk or smack all day so why?
this is the same country that built railways across the world, invented radar, the jet engine, television, and a whole lot more. yet now it seems we don't even know where an egg comes from (its from a chickens 'front bum' by the way).
just to show the stupidity of the given answers the BBC went to a primary school and asked some kids the same questions and they got more correct answers than the adults had given.
these 'shits' are a shame to us all and should be made to watch a sausage being made, from Field to slaughterhouse to shop, that would wake the dumb fuckers up.
they are a discrace to us all, they are the type of people who looks out of plane windows and wonder what the little squares of different colours in the countryside are.