If you go down a couple of articles you will see that zero hour has been proud to have been the punk publication to offer what is probably the cheapest and lamest giveaway ever.
What we are offering is a copy of the Sunday times free 'anarchy in the UK' volume 1 CD. at first zero hour was wallowing in the nastiest ever giveaway but since then there has been a change of heart,
What isn't known to many is that zero hour has the services of many talented people in its 'phone book', people who are all to eager to serve for zero hour, and it just happens that a nice person has offered to place it in a tacky gold frame (me!), as is befitting the laughably tacky and cheap shot attempt at selling papers that the CD represents. so please don't disappoint me and take up the offer, because once it has had its tasteless make over, if i were you i would take advantage at what is going to be the most unique piece of shit ever, and you will own what could be probably the best tasteless 'punk art' that even the likes of Tracy drink sodden Ermin couldn't think of in her deepest 'artistic mood'.
But then again, once it has had its make over i want it to hang in my toilet so i would be happy if no-one took it but that wont stop me giving it out if anyone asks for it, but remember you have to give me a good reason why you want it, thats all (and your reason must make me smile at least, that is the only snag). so c'mon pop pickers get thinking so that you can decorate your place with a peice of one off zero hour art.
plus, it will probally go for £'s and £'s on ebay one day potentially making you a 'rupee' millionaire some time in the future.
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