PARIS HILTON, HA HA HA.

When i heard that despite the bribe Paris Hilton's dad had paid to get his publicity seeking ego maniac of a daughter out of prison only to see her re-arrested and put back in jail i was over the moon.
for so long that self loving skinny version of a moose faced American jade goody has hidden behind her families money and used it to sell herself to the public, thus becoming a (d-list) 'star'.
she has been able to get herself placed on magazine covers and had big articles written about her and been on TV loads because of her 'it girl' status, despite her having no discernible talent other than the obvious sexual one ($18 from any dodgy DVD salesman, or £5 if you live in England), yet the Hilton name meant nothing when she was thrown back into a cell after a city judge heard about her dads bribe to get her released with the help of a corrupt little redneck town sheriff.
i bet old Paris isn't walking around the prison during 'recreation time' like she owned the place now like she does when 'on the outside', i bet she wont leave her cell for fear of getting a slapping or two, and with any luck she will become institutionalised and not want to live 'on the outside' anymore, i mean it cant be that different from her normal life, having your meals made for you, clothes picked, its just the slopping out she has to get used to.
serves her right the arrogant cow, thinking she could just swan about with the world knowing she is breaking the law and her stupid enough to do it in the public gaze thinking she wont get caught (or did she even apply that much thought? probably she thought she could bribe herself out of any dodgy situations, that or 'give herself' in return for a blind eye turned).
but no one can win them all, and i bet that as i write this Paris has her head buried in a pillow as she cries her eyes out at paying a bribe yet still ending up in prison and realising that even she isn't un-touchable as she thought. i like.
i also laughed when as she was being carted off to prison she was weeping like a kiddie and screaming "mommy it isn't fair, tell them mommy", i wonder if this time away will help her grow up?, naw i don't think so either.