THE AMY AND PETE SHOW

Oh boy, the ongoing story of waxen faced PETE TOTALSHAMBLES is going on and wearily on, he has now resorted to pouring his heart out to everyone who will pay for it (for drug money i would imagine) in a pathetic attempt to 'win kate back', do these people have no shame, living out their lives through the media? and why is this man still walking (well, wobbling) down the road? anyone else with as many drug busts, especially the ones while drugged driving on their record would be in prison now climbing the walls, has petes dad got mates in the funny handshake brigade (i never said masons)? and his facial 'pallor', he looks like lenin does now in his big open coffin, all waxy and with this kind of yellowish/grey complexion that shows his spots up like spotlights, and this is a sex symbol? sad
and on the subject of 'lost its' we have what i can only now call AMY CRACKHOUSE just escaped again from her latest stint in rehab, her escape didnt have any connection to her PETE TOTALSHAMBLES wanna be husband by any chance i wonder? the fool of a bloke called 'tarquin fricknal bicknal' has got the hat, the greasy hair, the dirty top and bad teeth, the lot! the only thing he doesnt have is any talent of his own which must be the reason he is hanging off her 'conjoined twin's' hiding place (the top of her head) i said that the more powerful brain that takes over and drives her at times would bring her "a world o' hurt" and i was true, MS CRACKHOUSE should live up to reality for once and for all and have that parasitic 'twin' removed at once, for her own sanity before it makes her do anything more stupid than inject heroin, crack and ketamine at once, no wonder she ended up in hospital, silly girl.
And get rid of the hubby, he is obviously trying to get as massive a drug habit as he can to emulate his waxen greasy hero.
Two weeks ago i saw a headline in the paper asking for viewers to vote for AMY CRACKHOUSE as the sexiest woman in london! by the next week she was in the same paper with a big lump on her arm from an injection gone wrong, shes just another person famous for being a junkie and the red top paper's present that as 'glamerous' and 'trendy', great role models for the next generation of junkies i must say.