were back (almost)

Dont all 'hoorah' at once (what do you mean you didnt?), anyway it seems that one single halfwit of a BT engineer has managed to do what website lockouts, ignoring, link refusing and virus's have all so far failed in doing, and that is managing to shut ZERO HOUR UP!
Its not like there was no payment of bills or anything, just the opposite, the phone and net access was cut off four days after the bill was paid and enquiries to BT failed to turn up any reasons why they cut the line in the first place, fuckwits.
So with no net to play with i took to bernie rhodes mantra of writing about what you see around you, everyday life. i mixed that with a bit of BEATLES style looking at newspaper headlines and stories, and all i could come up with was that a man called CHEW KOK was arrested for keeping a brothel in portsmouth!, that and the recent saga of the HILTON brat, i watched the TV as she got put in nick, came out claiming she had found GOD, what is he doing in a womens prison? sounds a bit pervy, anyway he must still be sitting in PARIS' old cell with his bags all neatly packed and waiting to leave because no sooner was PARIS let out than she was being photoed topless in the sea, told the world she was pregnant, and then said that she was thinking about getting married. it looks like god is going to be spending some time yet in PARIS'S old cell. and she was heard telling people that she and BECKHAMS wife should be good mates and that she thinks they will become 'soulmates', even the fame hungry 'posh peasant' couldnt keep far enough away!
Oh, so much to say and so little time to say it (im back in the same old internet cafe that i said i wouldnt go back into, and its a bit better today, there are fans blowing the sweaty smells around! but the 'ticking' clock on the bottom right of my screen is telling me that i havnt got long left, why cant they have just one english language keyboard? just one, its not to much to ask is it, because 'sharif does not fucking like it' let me tell you that. but it does give me scope for cheap jokes so all's not bad.
But, after reporting the fault to BT they told us that we have to contact the server provider so that they can contact BT and then ask them to fix it. we cant ask them to do it, no no, it must be the provider. why?
'because they are wankers'could be one of the answers, who knows?
Before i go, as soon as ZERO HOUR is up and running again proper we will return with a....whimper.
But, what we do have is a comment that has taken exception regarding one of ZERO HOUR'S reviews, and as soon as is possible we will be printing the comment in full so that another side can be heard and not just to take the piss!, after all, all's views and comments are just as valid as mine here.
so dont give up on ZERO HOUR because before the week is out (hopefully) ZERO HOUR will be back to its normal service. thanks for hanging on (if you did that is) and see you again soon, and please god, or in this case allah (peace be upon him) next time it will be back at the normal computer and not here again.
So like VENUS AND THE RAZOR BLADES said ''KEEP IT TOGETHER, WEAR YOUR LEATHER, YEAH, KEEP ON PUNKING DUDE'' (i made that last bit up, sorry)
see you soon (im loathe to waste the last ten minutes i have left that i paid for, but ive nothing to say that wont take half an hour with this keyboard)fuck it, money shmoney! goodbye and ZERO HOUR proper will be back within the week.