ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS?

I know that pissing in the street isn't the nicest of things you can do while out of the home but for most of us a time has happened where the bladder is at bursting point and there is no toilets near and the only options are to soil ones self (not a good idea if you are on the way out somewhere) or one can find a quiet corner and relieve ones self. Its not nice and stinks but can be the only option.
But, all that may of changed and wetting ones own bad self might be the only option from now on.
"Why?" i imagine people asking, well, take a friend of mine who recently found himself in the unfortunate situation of busting for a piss and there were no public toilets for miles and the pubs were shut, cutting off his only other option.
So my friend had to take action before he soaked himself and so found a dark corner and went for a piss, if he had held it in for two minutes longer he would of been unable to keep control of his bladder so it was a refreshing and welcome piss (and a long one). When he had finished he turned away and walked off. As he was doing his flies up, all of a sudden a police car stopped and seeing my mate had been zipping himself up went to the nearest corner with a torch, espied the puddle and nicked my mate for pissing in the street.
"That's not so bad" i also 'hear', but the outcome was not just the expected fine and costs, oh-no, my mate was also put on the sex offenders register for five years!
The sex offenders register? the copper didn't see my mate pissing and nor did he or anyone else see his knob either, yet he is now in the company of such monsters as the YORKSHIRE RIPPER and DENIS NEILSON to name just two. Now I'm not the only one who thinks this is a law too far am i? sex was not even involved and the peeing penis in question wasn't even seen by anybody yet my mate is forever going to be branded as a member of the molesters club every time he tries to travel or is 'stopped' by the police, and i think it is really taking the piss. Totally over the top.
The poor sod.