BEYONCE BUMWIPE!

Poor old 'eye candy' pop tart BEYONCE who has become upset with 'her' people for not telling her that the title of her new alBUM, called 'B'DAY' sounds like the bum washing machines called bidets that sit next to toilets, "i paid hundreds of people and not one of them seem to know this" she has been quoted as saying, well never mind "the hundreds of people" she employs, what about herself? didnt she know what a bidet is for or what its called? after all she must of seen hundreds of them herself when she has stayed in swanky hotels on her travels round the world, or is it as i imagine that bidets are more commonly known as 'foot washers' in america? or does the term 'arse licker' have a more literal meaning over the pond?