I was walking down the road today laden with a rucksack full of work implements when i just happened to glance up and i was met with the face of non other than 'the human blow fish' himself Mr PETE BURNS! he is as scary looking in real life as he looks on TV or in pictures, and he still has those ...'lips'... and after hearing about how he needed the big brother money to fix his face because it was getting all Pus-y and infected and splitting he is even more frightening.
It is hard to look at him without wondering if he isn't going to explode facially and leave you with a big flap of skin hanging off your 'gunk' covered self if his face did pop, i bet it would smell really bad as well.
He is more scary than a gang of teenage hoodies full of skunk and alco pops in an alley on a dark night, in fact i would probably think it was the devil if i saw him on a dark night. i fell sorry (as well as fear) for the poor sod.
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