I have been desperately trying not to write anymore about the oncoming car crash that is AMY CRACKHOUSE because her antics were getting boring but the news that she is aiming for a baby tipped me over the edge, i had to act.
When i think about the poor mite she is trying for i am reminded of the deformed freaks that flash by in the opening credits of the HILLS HAVE EYES remake (speaking of which, there is a nasty character with a massive deformed head in the film that could still accommodate AMY'S hairstyle).
How can the baby be born properly when its mum is living on a diet of ketamine, whiskey, fags (that cause genital deformity- so you can squarely blame your mum!), smack and crack? and if you don't believe me then have a quick look through the net and you can find some lovely deformed crack babies, stillborn and if unlucky enough- alive, and there is also sites that feature photo's of people with genital deformities caused by fags! nice.
The child will enter this world a drug addict that will have to go through detox and not have a good time doing it, and what of mum? is this all an attempt to have a child with a deformed head like hers because her misshapen head is making her feel 'alone' and wants company with one such as its self? has her conjoined head taken her over once more so it can show its evil side and force lead her once more into doing things against AMY'S will out of a sense of evilness like in the film 'how to get a head in advertising'?
And isn't someone supposed to establish themselves and build up a decent amount of recorded material that will produce some lasting royalties before they implode? she is displaying some bad business sense in that field i feel.
And that 'husband' of hers, if i was AMY i would be ashamed by the way he dresses and acts like PETE TOTALSHAMBLES, even down to the drug habit and hat tilted at a jaunty angle like his hero, it is so transparent i cringe when i see a photo of him. But is it AMY or THE HEAD that fancies him?
Still, if he was different i wouldn't have anything to take the piss out of, so carry on chaps, but just remember, crack and ketamine? nasty mix-so don't go there!
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