Tuesday, 18 September 2007

NOW, SHE IS TAKING THE PISS!

Uber lunch box and all round family embarrassment PARIS HILTON is going to take 'action' over her face appearing on a tacky card produced by card makers HALLMARK, now it just goes to show you how spoilt a person is if they complain when they are getting free publicity (many work hard to get that!), mind you, claiming ownership over ones own image is older than heads on coins (how ironic) or the Egyptian pyramids so i wont bother too much with that bit,
BUT, what does take the fucking piss is the fact that the uber brat is actually going to court because the card makers put the phrase 'its hot' on the card, "so?" you say, well, "i get what i want" PARIS is seriously trying to claim that she actually owns the phrase "its hot".
How can someone jump up and claim ownership of such an old and often used phrase? like 'its hot'? it must be used millions of times every day, and not just for a splash from a cup of fresh tea either,.
'Its hot' has been used to mean something is 'hip' 'happening' and 'trendy' etc. etc. for donkeys years and she is certainly not the first one to to say it.
The phrase was probably even in common usage (they way she meant it) before she was even born, and was likely to be heard coming from among hippies and 'groovy cool cats' in the 1960's. Plus, everyone and their mum must of said it while preparing the dinner or doing something near heat at some time. so, how can she claim to own a phrase that has so many meanings and can only be properly understood if heard in person and then only if you know the speakers tone and context?
The brat is mad, and knowing what American courts are like when it comes to the bias multi millionaires get shown, PARIS will probably get her way and be given ownership of the words. I wonder if that means that the Oxford English dictionary will have to pay her royalties if she wins? and what about when granny burns herself sieving the peas whilst making Sunday dinner, can she no longer shout "its hot" when asked why she just screamed? and all those millions of hormone surging young men who see an attractive girl or a great gadget, comic or record? can they no longer say 'its hot' without having to pay PARIS 'hot money'? it's fucking mental, the woman should be thrown in prison for wasting the courts time, what a thing to claim ownership of.
It would be the same if from now on i claimed ownership of the phrase aah!
Imagine- "oi you, i heard you say 'aah' when you got hit by that bus, I'm going to take you to court for breach of copyright!" - see!?!
Like i said she must be as fucking daft as an old worn out brush to be going down that road, but then again PARIS hasn't been ever known for her intelligence, indeed we are yet to see any.

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