STENNA STAIRLIFT TO HEAVEN

I see that the daddies of prog rock, none other than the rock'n'roll stegosauruses themselves LED ZEPPLIN. They are getting together again to play a 'charity' gig in honour of the man who gave them their recording contract and who owned their record label, although he was no poor peasant himself by any means, the 'gods of rock' are still going to grace the stage together for the first time since their drummer JOHN 'BONZO' BONHAM, known by roadies the world over as the most horrible git in music died and his son will be taking the drummers 'stool' (ironic as 'BONZO' had to wear a nappy everyday for some years because he had become unable to control his bowels anymore), and 'bonzo' once fell asleep in-flight and pissed himself, and when he woke up and realised, he made a roadie swap not only seats but he made the poor roadie swap clothes as well, so the poor sod had to sit for some hours in someone Else's piss sodden clothes in a piss soaked sponge seat, and he made the poor bloke do it in full view of the public, nice!.
Anyway, tickets for the charity 'gig' (at the O2 arena) are going on sale for a staggering £125, now i would of thought that to most fans £125 would not be in their price range and that they would need to set up a charity of their own just to be able to afford a ticket. The money asked is just silly, and it is to be given to the estate of a millionaire, charity indeed.
And are the band going to receive 'expenses'? "oooh, an' it makes you wonder..."