WHO'S THE FREAK?

Hello, before i get the ball rolling as usual i thought i would share with you some of the 'events' that have happened in the real world, ones that make you think "hypocrite!" for calling punk rockers 'freak's'.
Take for example the painful tale of one mister HARDIAL SINGH, a married hosiery knitter from Leister, MR SINGH 'slipped' and impaled himself on a broom handle as he 'rested' on it while trying to open a window after taking a bath. the handle perforated his rectal wall and despite a colostmy being fitted the next day he non the less died from blood clots in the legs that had travelled from his lungs. (true) then there is the old lady in the Ukraine who mistook (!) a hand grenade for a beer can (how?) and upon opening it blew herself to smithereens and injured 15 people round her (why don't they mention that when warning of the dangers of drinking?), or a favourite of mine, the story of a short sighted miner MR JOHN BLOOR who went into the bathroom in search of hemorrhoid cream to sooth his 'farmers' but instead smothered his throbbing grapes with the tube of superglue that his wife had left in the bathroom for mending her shoes. even though it only took MR BLOOR seconds to realise, he none the less had to spend hours with his bum grapes sitting in a bowl of hot water to become unstuck which i can't imagine delivered any relief for his bum grapes at all.
Then there is the old chestnut about punk's having silly names RAT SCABIES and SID VICIOUS being the most repeated, but the English have been giving their kids stupid names long before they started calling them KYLIE and varyations on the name 'KYEESHA', now they even name them after the place they were conceived ( i wonder if there is any kids called PUB BOG or CAR PARK?). take for example these names that have appeared over the past, there was a DIOT COKE born in 1344, over the years,there has been a NARCISSUS BACKWAY, a BOADICEA BASHER, ABSOLOM BEAGLEHOLE, HONOUR BOUND, PHILADELPHIA BUNNYFACE, FANNY COBBLEDICK, NOAH FLOOD, JAMES JAM, LEVI JEANS, OSTRICH POCKINGHAM, FANNY SCUM and CLOBERY SILLY WOOLCOCK. all are real and are from just one county alone so god knows what the poor picked on kids of this island have had to put up with over the years! it puts RAT SCABIES in some fine company indeed.
And finally one for all the crusties of the world comes the story of one JACQUES NIEMAND who was known locally as 'the dettol man', NIEMAND died last July after continually cleaning himself with disinfectant, the levels of the disinfectant in his blood were so high that they outnumbered the amount of oxygen in his blood supply and it was impossible to tell if NIEMAND had actually drunk the disinfectant or had been overcome by the fumes in his flat that were described as 'stifling' NIEMOND had filled his flat with open buckets of the germ killer and had also amassed full drums of the liquid as well as filling his suitcase with bottles of the stuff. lesson? crust up!