'PUNK' PRODUCTS

Ive been going about it all wrong taking the piss out of BLINK 182'S wristwatches, when i should be helping other 'punk' bands to break into the lucrative product market as well, (for their sake of course).
For starters, what about SUM 41? i think they should break into the tissue market. Imagine.. new improved 'SUMBUM 41', six luxuriously quilted toilet rolls perfumed with a subtle hint of wild flowers, six rolls for for the price of four! Or how about 'CHARLOTTE'S GOOD CHOCOLATE' (plum flavour), or you could have chocolate flavoured 'ANGELIC POPTARTS', or you could buy a bottle of 'DESTRUCTORSPRAY' , guaranteed to kill all known kitchen germs dead! (gives the old guard a look in).
This could go on for ever.
Bands and suitable products are legion, like the FOXTON/BUCKLER approved 'STRAWBERRY JAM' (that was a bad example i admit), or the SEX PISTOLS could sell Viagra, calling them the 'VIAGRA PISTOLS pack, the condoms could be designed by JAMIE REID (for the PISTOLS collectors) or there could be TOE TO TOE verruca cream, "the speed it takes them verruca's off is so random man". and HARDSKIN could bring out a brush/cream set that rids you of those big useless skin build ups at the back of the feet from constant boot wearing.
Irish band TOWER BLOCKS could go into the real estate business, I'm sure they would make...hundreds.. selling flats on the crumlin road or round the 'Europa hotel' area (the most bombed building in Europe).
Skrewdriver, or what is left of them (after THOR has had his godly way with them of course) could set up an online tool-hire business and, ANTI PASTI could open up an Italian restaurant, (and DISCHARGE could go into business as their drain cleaners), BLONDIE could be used to sell hair bleach (obviously), and as for THE DICKIE'S and THE VIBRATORS, well, the less said the better because that is a shot too cheap even for me!.
this could go on for some time but i don't want to spoil it for you and mention every band, it would only be a kindness to leave some to you to think of.