ITS MADNESS!!

I wonder if a young skinhead called suggs, back in the late 1970's, sitting on the sofa relaxing after a hard days 'skinheading', watching the CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE avert on the black and white TV ever imagined that he himself would one day rise up and become BIRDSEYE FOOD'S new fish finger advert face, stomping over for ever the memory of the said beloved CAPTAIN? while I'm at it, I wonder how many other skinheads have aspired to being the face of British, kiddie friendly fish food as well?
Fish fingers can be said to be a part of British cooking the same as chips so it can be seen as 'traditional Britishness' and that must be the wonderful job that many working class skins dreamed about of a night, im sure.
Seriously though, what is the man doing selling fish fingers? hasn't he got enough money (or shame)? there is some places people just shouldn't go, it would be like CHAZ SMASH selling 'comfort nappies'!..what?...he has?.......
Anyway, sorry suggs, its not cool and you shouldn't of done it. the ex-skinhead fish finger face, what a title, and I'm being kind!
P.S, All or any references to a boat full of half naked boys run by an old man with a beard and a twinkle in his eye has nothing to do with SUGGS, MADNESS or THEIR FANS it should be said.
It is the business of 'THE CAPTAIN', his marketing defence team and the POLICE until further enquiries, police are said to be still trying to contact the full roster of ex-crew members that sailed with 'THE CAPTAIN' over a 30 plus year period and who are said to reputedly number in the hundreds.
The public are expected to sit through TV adverts looking for a man with a big white beard or for the newer adverts that feature a young man in his thirties, like the dangerous criminal CARLOS THE JACKAL, THE CAPTAIN is said to of had facial surgery to avoid the authorities but his new 'young action man' identity can still be seen on adverts occasionally, so if you do spot 'THE CAPTAIN' do not approach the TV, call a friend urgently.