'you naughty naughty..' series number 2, The 'Commies'.

I said when i did the piece about FASCISTS AND SEX that i would follow it up with more from my amazing analitical brain as i pull apart the political dogma's and see what made them tick so here is part two, COMMUNISTS, 'SEX'N'FOOD'.
As with the fascists, the communists used to have some rabid devotees who liked to dip their toes in the murky waters of sex on demand, from the early days of KARL MARX who was shagging his maid behind (and not very discreetly) his MRS back. yet, hypocritically if a 'comrade' or friend came around with a woman KARL thought was 'beneath' his mates 'class' he would openly and rudely say so in front of the women, nice one comrade! (KARL was reputedly supposed to have been a bit of a snob).
Then there is the infamous orgies that the soviet leaders and generals allegedly used to have along with god-like amounts of vodka, and there is so many stories about nearly every major soviet figure that it would take pages to document it all, one good but silly example is the story of how soviet leader LEONID BRESHNEV faked his own death so that he could escape his wife and elope with an 18 year old nymphette he had fallen in love with and who he moved to an island hideaway with.
Then there is the terrible rape tales of world war two rear guard red soldiers.
Like MARX, the grandaddy of 'the revolution' LENIN was said to of had it off behind his MRS back as well while he was in exile, while STALIN was boringly said to be quite normal in that way (the only way), but the KREMLIN wasn't the only place for 'red sex'.
In Britain the left was split in half by a sex scandal in the 1970's, one it has yet to recover from, and is part of the reason for the popping up of so many groups with similar names over the years, the scandal centered around 'the party leader' who was accused by some of the more 'comely' younger comrades of rape and more widely of acting in a rather 'STALINesque' way, this caused the death of the united left in Britain and one result is the SOCIALIST WORKERS PARTY we have today. and at the time fed the mainstream tabloids with tons of muck to throw at the left, not its best moment.
The east Germans used to like the 'honey trap' variations where a sexy young girl seduces you and then reports every detail to their handler's including what you did in the bed, everything, writing it all down on paper in detail.
But there is only one way you can go that is further than the 'sex for power' route, and for that utter over the topness we have to go to the CHINESE REVOLUTION and GUNGXI PROVINCE where it has been rumoured for years (to no official proof ) that many thousands of humans were killed and eaten by party fanatics eager to show their faith and devotion to the revolution. Bodies were said to hang in party cafeteria's, the bodies of political prisoners, teachers, Dr's, people who owned more than one cow. some killed by young teenagers egged on to 'kill for the revolution' by older 'party' officials, the people of the GUNGXI PROVINCE are even said to have demanded an apology and compensation from the Chinese government, they even had a name to blame for the organising the human flesh feasts, one MR WEI GUOGING, head of the local party at the time of the revolution. and we cuss their bug eating?
But over back in RUSSIA again and the consumption of human flesh seems to be a common event, every year there is seemingly a new case of a cannibal being captured by the police, but I'm sure that was no great help for the poor German man who recently had to eat his own fried willy as he bled to death along with the chef and knob chopper, and he didn't even like the way his knob was cooked with butter and onions! well too late now Siegfried! and there wasn't a politician in sight.