I have to admit that i had grown bored of the junkie antics of PETE TOTALSHAMBLES, AMY DOSSHOUSE and her TOTALSHAMBLES look-a-like husband BLAKE CIVIL-SERVANT (or what ever his bogus double barrelled name is) but a large wave has struck the good ship pop-star and it even managed to grab my attention.
The first thing to grab my attention was the news of AMY'S husband and his attempted tampering with a witness during his trial for g,b,h. now if that doesn't show the world what a pussy the man is, nothing will. if he had done the right thing and not tried to squirm his way out of nick, which obviously scares the 'bejesus' out of him (it would me as well but i wouldn't risk upping my sentence by interfering with a witness, that smacks to me of complete desperation), he should of just shut up, kept his head down and prepared himself for what was coming, like a man.
And as hes often giving it the 'big banana' to the press on a regular basis on the outside, he will have come to the attention of proper hard men in prison who read every word of every paper, now i bet he's bricking it from the long term'ers who he thinks will all be lining up to rape him (he wishes), but one look at his drug ravaged visage and i couldn't see anyone, desperate 'lifer' or not, wanting to shag him! and anyway, i can imagine that they will put him straight into the prison hospital for a week or two as soon as he arrives anyway, after all he does look like he died about an hour ago.
Meanwhile, PETE TOTALSHAMBLES was photoed with a needle hanging out of his arm last week (why does he not do his 'business' in private so that no one can photo him? is it because he wants to get caught maybe? -a cry for help? who knows), all we know is that he is an idiot.
But the biggest surprise i got was when i saw a photo of AMY CRACKHOUSE on the day her hubby went down and, oh my gosh! she had the cracked lips of a professional crack smoker (she will be talking to pigeons next), and physically looked like she had just been liberated by the allies from a KZ camp in Poland circa 1945, plus she had the eyes and facial expression of a stoned to fuck lost it.
The woman is only in her early twenties but looks older than people twice her age, what a waste.
Its not that i like her music or have any respect for these people but i think it is such a waste of talent and money, I'm not saying she shouldn't have the odd naughty night, but every night on crack? that is one war that cannot be won, just look at AMY or her husband in any recent photos and you will know what i mean.
They look like the dodgy violent people who wonder my high street shouting angrily at themselves, until they reach a certain doorway where they stand menacingly till the crack dealer turns up.
There is a couple i see who are out every day and the woman wears this bright purple hat that sticks out a mile and must be a blessing for any police looking for an easy nick, because before they score they kind of 'shuffle' along the pavement, and once they have scored they bounce and almost skip along the pavement to their 'home' (i don't even want to try and imagine the state of their bed and bathroom, or AMY'S or PETE TOTALSHAMBLES gaff's come to think of it). sad people.
Personally, in AMY'S case i don't blame her. after all, she is under the control of her conjoined evil twin, hidden under her wig (which accounts for her 'hair size') controlling her brain.
But PETE T? just another would be SID VICIOUS, and one of those was enough.
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