"it moved ooh get it away, eeek"So, i read that MALCOLM MCLAREN has pulled out of the next series of 'I'm a celeb...'
What a shame that is, i was looking forward to listening to his unique brand of ego-maniac bollocks and his ability to waffle endlessly about his self important role in the history of modern Britain (every thing since 1975 has been as a result of something MCLAREN has done (and if you don't believe me ask MCLAREN, he would back me up!!!).
But it seems that the brains behind the late 20Th century has had to pull out because he is scared of 'creepy crawlies'.
He didn't mind making himself a target for half the country during the silver jubilee, but he wont 'take on' some flies or spiders, or what ever it is that scares him, he thinks he is going to die of 'Berri Berri' or from 'typhoid' via a bite from a 'creepy crawly', didn't anyone tell him that its the humans that have to eat the 'crawlies' and not the other way around?
Or, has he just discovered that he would be sleeping in a camp bed that once held JOHN LYDON and so does not want to be put in LYDON'S shadow? because only an idiot would think that their behaviour would not be compared.
But what ever MCLARENS true reasons i doubt we will ever find out why, i doubt if MCLAREN even knows, he smatters so much verbal liquid excrement. its still a shame though, I'm sure MCLAREN would of made an amusing 'celeb', suffering because he doesn't have the luxury of home or the ability to eat top food (what ever that is- i do a good Shepard's pie, is that top food?)
Scared of 'creepy crawlies', how sad.
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