Friday, 9 November 2007

KING OF POP OR KING OF THE UNDEAD?



Are the 'king of pop' and scourge of social services 'WHACKO BUBBLES JACKO' and SPIDERMANS enemy the vampire super baddie MICHAEL MORBIUS one and the same 'man'? ZERO HOUR compares the two frighteningly similar looking surgically mutated freaks to see if its true, here is our findings.

MICHAEL MORBIUS: age; unknown/ appearance; features created when a laboratory procedure went wrong/ occupation; vampire bad guy/ needs; sucking peoples blood.

WHACKO BUBBLES JACKO: age; unknown/ appearance; features created when a surgical procedure went wrong/ occupation; pop star/ needs; sucking peoples kiddies (allegedly).

So, what do you think? are these two men the same person or is the similar facial features just an unfortunate stroke of bad luck for the 'king of pop', or is it the 'king of the undead'? we leave you to decide the spooky answer.

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