..."POUR US A DRINK, LETS HAVE ANOTHER ONE"...

"Ya fuggersh, I'll ave you all"
I made the mistake of tuning into one of those 'phone-in' shows that clog up the FM radio band while doing some washing up (real men wash spoons!) and stopped at the first voice that had a decent reception, anyway the tosser presenter that i tuned into was going on and on about the fact that you could get a can of lager in certain supermarkets for only 22p.
The presenter was blaming the "state of our country" on this trite little matter, the presenter was getting carried away as he painted a picture of the foundations of Britain crumbling into a lager and puke soaked hell, and how a bottle of water costs more than a can of beer, although i have to agree somewhat on that point, there is something wrong that i disagree with, i think the water costs too much and not as the presenter was saying "the lager is too cheap", on that we don't agree.
And did the presenter mention that a 22p can of lager is so weak you would still have to consume £30 worth to get pissed? that's if you don't over hydrate and 'drown' or your bladder explodes first, which is more likely than actually getting pissed off the stuff, no he didn't mention that.
And why was this certain presenter getting so worked up about the price of a can of beer anyway? it couldn't have anything to do with the presenter once being famous for being a piss head who didn't know when he had drunk enough himself? (allegedly).
How odd, this presenter was once indeed known for his ability to 'knock 'em back', you may of even heard of him, his name is PAUL ROSS (I'm told he has a more famous funny brother, but i never thought the bloke deserved to be considered funny because he isn't and never has been, but that's bye the bye).
I wonder if MR ROSS' drinking played a part in his fall from television and (once sober) his surrender into the loving embrace of that home for failed TV 'stars', daytime radio?
I don't know, but he did seem to get angry about the drinking laws as well!
P.S i don't know what station i was listening to, sorry 'Rossy'.