'willy or won't he'Horrid news has reached us concerning a labourer in Cambodia who injected his willy with hair tonic to help make his knob bigger, sometime earlier this year.
The effects were so painful that the poor man quickly hung himself in a pain induced panic and died.
The authorities have now issued a state warning against such D.I.Y penis pumping attempts (a bit late if you ask me).
If only there had been a health warning about this on the tonic bottle then the man may never of attempted such a rash action to improve his 'old mans' appearance!
I blame the hair tonic company myself.
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