COMPUTERS DO BLUNDER!

..."COMPUTERS DO BLUNDAAAAH"

We've been lied to. and the liar? non other than uber mohican super punk himself MR WATTIE BUCHAN.

And what was the lie? well, he told us via his melodic song 'computers don't blunder' that well, computer don't blunder. Well Ive got news for you Mr know it all, the computer ZERO HOUR uses has yet again gone 'buss-up' (to use teenage parlance).

in other words, its fucked! the whole thing has burned out and is unusable, needing new parts, so Ive had to get this ancient one from a dusty corner in my abode and bring it here to 'ZERO TOWERS' (yes i know its a lame pun).

The only problem is that this computer is so old Ive had to install a 'Baghdad battery' (Google it if you don't know) to power it up.

But i digress, my reason for this article is to once again tell MR WATTIE that he was wrong when he said that computers don't blunder, because they do!

Why WATTIE why? do you really work undercover as a computer technician? or are you a mate of BILL GATES? whatever, you were off the mark and I'm going to have trouble believing in you anymore, not that i thought of you as the font of all wisdom anyway, but that isn't the point, YOU LIED TO ME, computers do blunder. ya big fibber.

so now you know the reason for ZERO HOUR'S silence this past week, but fear not because we are back (again).