A ROLLING PINHEAD GATHERS NO 'MOSS'

"I DON'T WANNA BE A PINHEAD NO MORE"....

Do you know how many people have bothered to clog up the web with the lyrics to the RAMONES song 'pinhead'? absolutely thousands! (if you don't believe me have a look) why? Do people not bother to check to see if it has been done before? you can watch pinhead videos, buy horrid 'pinhead patches' read the lyrics over and over again and also look at 'pinhead' pictures all day long, I'm dumbfounded.

But that's not the reason I'm writing this, oh no.

The reason I'm writing this is because of the 'gossip' i heard, usually i don't deal in gossip but this one was too silly to pass up (that's if its true or not).

Anyway, a person whom i am acquainted with recently went to a bash held for the people who work for TV 'behind the camera' and it was also attended by a smattering of 'stars' (although what a 'star' is these days is open to question), anyway the drink was flowing and so were the tales of backroom antics. But without doubt the story of the evening that did the rounds was a tale about KATE MOSS and her supposed 'needle habit', according to the much told story, so that she doesn't end up with big ugly needle track marks like AMY DOSSHOUSE (see recent photos) MS MOSS instead injects herself in the head! quite how she is supposed to find a vein under her hairline that is big enough to accommodate a needle is beyond me unless she is really bald. or unless she 'skin pops' it which would bloody hurt i would imagine.

But like most showbiz gossip the whole thing could be the work of some spiteful git, filled with revenge because "she gave me a dirty look" or something just as trivial.

One other thing, junkies who inject in the arm usually end up with cysts on their legs that start minutely at the vein and grow bigger as they get nearer the skin, reaching the size of a fifty pence piece once they reach air, big buggers they are, you could use them to keep your money in! so does that mean that if you inject in the head you will get cysts in the waist area? if MS MOSS seemingly develops a large pus filled second belly button then my suspicions would be aroused. but unless she comments on the subject while strapped to a lie detector we will never know. but then again its no business of ours if she does, if she chooses to do that to herself then upon her head be it!

gabba gabba hey!

P.S zero hour would like to say sorry for repeating gossip (which it only is) but the 'pinhead' joke was too much not to bother.