THE SCENT OF ROYAL CHAV'S

"IS IT NIGHT TIME VICKY?"

When i first saw the TV advert for the BECKHAM'S 'por homme ' and 'por femme' perfume i didnt know if i should of laughed or cried, the very idea of those two producing their very own perfume is ridiculous, especially when it comes from a couple who are not best known for their I.Q's.
I wonder if DAVID used his chemistry doctorate? and 'POSH' (gag) put her considerable biology talents at hubby's disposal, the pair side by side , both wearing their matching off white lab coats (designed by GIVENCHY) as they poured and mixed the many different chemicals and animal's testicle juice night after night until they had perfected the ultimate in his and hers scent. ha!
I bet that the nearest to working on 'their' perfumes the couple got was when they went for a whirlwind tour of the office to sign the contract that allows the company to use the 'BRAND BECKHAM' name, before the happy couple got back into their car to marvel over the amount of '0's' there is in the big number on the cheque. ("it's so cute watching David trying to count out aloud, he looks so sweet"). and i bet POSH went home and had a big chocolate pie to celebrate, and even gave her throat an extra finger when puking the cake back up she was so happy!
We all know that kicking a ball is the only thing DAVID can do, you can tell by the way he has trouble speaking with his eyes open that he's no Einstein, and POSH? well, two words- SPICE GIRLS. if BOB THE BUILDER can spent weeks at number one then she can hardly brag about how hard it was in music.
They have been born lucky, i can accept that and i harbour no ill will for that but they do seem to be rubbing it in a little, and i don't know but I'm sure POSH has a big say in what direction BRAND BECKHAM goes in, after all, the SPICE GIRLS are not the kind of band that can live off records made years ago like the Beatles can, when they split her pay stopped and she had to get along with what she had already, plus with DAVID as a husband it cant be hard to be the brains of the couple.
You know, i wouldn't of ever mentioned them if it wasn't for this perfume business. its the his and hers bit i cant stand, as if we are to believe they made the bloody stuff themselves, as if!
but I'm sure it will sell by the litre during Christmas.
I just wonder how many still full bottles of it will still be hanging around peoples bathrooms next Christmas?
As for the smell? money. that's what it smells like to them, to us? i don't care.