I know this article is about as punk as Michael Parkinson but what the hell, its Christmas!
Anyway, i was out searching for someones Xmas present when i saw JEREMY CLARKSON walk into an HMV shop, so curious about what he would buy musically i followed him . The bugger took ages and following him about the isles was making me feel like a stalker, but after what seemed ages he picked a CD, and as he turned towards the counter to pay i stood in his way and asked him what CD it was, and he showed me a CD by some pretty boy singer called MARK RONSON, (wasn't he in MOTT THE HOOPLE?) -joke! And he gave me a smile and a rather cryptic answer saying "I'm not married to a 6 year old!" what ever the fuck that means, he could of told me to fuck off since I'm a short arse and hes about six foot 9 inches! but the fact that he smiled and was not rude to me has given me a change of heart, maybe "i vill jes cuut hiis faise" instead of killing him....one day (in my dreams). only joking JEZZA!
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