So what was going on there then with that bloke who turned up at the police station pretending he had forgotten the last five years? the silly buggers story fell apart within days when a photo of him and his Mrs (who had cashed in the life insurance) from last year popped up in a catalogue (if you had declared yourself dead and the wife had cashed in the premiums would you pose for a magazine anyone could read?) idiots.
I bet it was going all fine until the newly rich couple were dining out in a south American restaurant when the pearly Latino smile of a young waiter called something like 'Jose' caught the wife's attention (and he spotted her riches and thought, "great a rich old woman i can marry and move to Europe") and they run off together leaving the 'dead' husband alone and skint, her name being on the money. so i bet he decided to get her back and own up, knowing his crimes would be less than hers, he only disappeared and got a fake passport, she ripped off an insurance company and told the authorities her husband must be dead, wasting police time. they are both fucked whatever the outcome.
And to make it worse, the husband has been placed in a police station in hartlepool, if hes not careful the locals might assume the fake passport is proof of spying and have him hung for being in the pay of the french and 'old boney' himself!
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