I was walking through kensal rise (ooh, lucky me) the other day when i saw a poster for a local paper, it was something imaginative like the BRENT ADVERTISER or something with a similar name, anyway the banner headline screamed 'TWINS GET MARRIED', now at first i laughed, then i thought it was a bit ...wrong, then i saw the paper and it seems that the couple of 'gene pool drainers' claimed that the whole thing was a mistake and they didn't know that each other were brother and sister.
Now you would have to be daft in the head if you believe that one, and what makes it more like they are lying is the fact that they are twins! and is it not true that if you hurt one twin then the other one feels the pain? so if one has a wank does the other not cum? if so then surely that would of aroused some suspicion, what about the family resemblance and the dates of birth and mums name? and what about dads name?
No this whole creepy 'affair' reeks to me of two ugly people who couldn't get anyone else and were so unlikable that they only had each other for company, and as they got older they... explored each other till one thing led to another and...KABOOM! a pissed up old hack on a local paper gets the scoop of his/her life,
The whole thing is yucky if you ask me.
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