"INSANE SOCIETY"...........

......."Society is sick", and so is this computer! the same day that it was supposedly fixed the computer decided it didnt want to be turned off, and the next day it wouldnt turn itsself on, fucking thing, but at least a part working machine is better that a not working one and it has given me an excuse to get away from the scary real world where all manour of bad things happen like all the 'teen stabbings' that the press are hot on at the moment, the press is going for those who are not in a position to answer back as usual -what brave journalism these men and women give us, at this rate people are going to start boarding themselves in their homes and never venturing out, the self imposed isolation isnt going to be good for peoples imaginations and also makes people think they need to carry weapons to protect themselves when they go out into the crime ridden streets to get the days manically schreeking blood soaked newspaper so they can read about how one has to tread over the blood drenched victims that cover the pavements of this fair land of ours just to get to work. i can see things going round in circles for years regarding this one, unless some muslims want to blow something up for god (who loves a good firework display), then the press will have a go at them.
On the nicer side i tried to stay up to watch the tele-visual feast that was the show about a man who had got his testies caught in the gearbox of his motor, just how it happened im not sure because i fell asleep on the sofa as i waited for the programme to start, and i was beaten by the 1.30 am start time -and i was so looking forward to watching such an insightfull and informative show as well with gusto, oh yes.
Sadly i noticed that JEREMY BEADLE has died -what no national outrouring of grief at the loss of one of our greatest 'funny men'? i wonder why? but at least the photo of his coffin in the paper did make me understand the joke that was texted to me about mrs beadle choosing a finger buffet at the funeral.
But all was not grim in the pages of our proud tabloids as they braved everything to bring us the news in a half page spread (plus front page header) that one of SAINT BOB'S kids 'peaches' (isnt that the one with the 'pixie frou frou' middle name?) was out and about on the town with...a bit of her scalp showing through her hair! SHOCK HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a bravery award should go to the 'hack' that brought that item to the nations attention, if we hadnt known i dont know what the country would have done.
Its amazing how a paper can be filled and still not contain any actual news.
One of my favourite 'car crash' pop stars, MS AMY CRACKHOUSE has been in the rags yet again because in less than two weeks she has been reported as having beaten 'her battle with drugs' (the only battle she has fought (and lost) is the one where she has to get nutted without being caught on camera) this is a bit too soon if you ask me, crack is a one way street, just ask any of the 'walking dead' who are legion in my area, mind you the chances of getting a proper reply are remote, more likely you will get a mouthfull of abuse and a lump of gob in the face (like the poor woman at the bus stop i saw) and speaking of buses, ive had to use them recently as my 'iron horse' has been layed low, is it mandatory to have a choughing wheezing spluttering germ filled sick person on every bus? every time i get on one there is someone spreading chicken flu around without even the benifit of a hankie -where are they putting the flob that they sneeze and hack into their hands? they are germ filled petri dishes on wheels, i know where i would put a toxic germ weapon if i was killing for god.
Mobile phone firms are now saying that phones will have tv on them before the year is out, what a waste of time money and materials -and eyes, the screens will be so small that kids will be going blind tryiing to work out what they are watching, but at least it makes a change from 'yoot' (who else will care for a TV screen smaller than a match box? because adult TV junkies want bigger and bigger TV screens) wanking themselves blind plus mums up and down the country wont have to keep washing all those yucky spunk filled socks, nice.
I could go on for ever about what i has witnessed in the real world over the last two weeks but im sure you would become even more bored than this article is already driving you im sure, but i cant go without mentioning the MUCCA vs MACCA court battle, this farce has been so amusing i dont care who sees me reading about it. i have been enthralled by 'MUCCA' going into court everyday with a different facial expression to match her clothes, and her hysterical rants about being "hounded like princess di" are hilarious, im no royal fan but even i can see the stupidity of 'mucca' compairing herself to di, i know that di was liked (my granny tells me) and that MUCCA isnt and i can even sympathise with the old BEATLE when 'mrs two years' starts asking for a big lump of money MACCA had earned by writing songs thirty years ago, what the fuck gives her the right to ask for money he earned before she even lost her leg let alone married MACCA? and make no mistake, losing her leg was the best thing that ever happened to the old brass. its funny i never expected i would side with a BEATLE but she is one bold as brass gold digger, one tabloid this week had an interview with an ex 'lover' of MUCCA who told all about their 'relationship' and how when he was out of town MUCCA would get going on hersef with a giant mains powered black vibrator, we were also treated with the 'revalation' that MUCCA would lay in bed with the fellow reading out 'the wrinkly BEATLE'S loving texts'.
I was thinking of putting up the 'hounding heather' video with added benny hill music over the top but MUCCA is holding on to it on her website and i dont have the capacity to down load it here -shame.
Anyway that rounds up my 'foray' into the real world and hopefully i wont have to expose myself to it again for long because it is a scary (and very daft) world out there and i hope not to venture into it again for long.
im off to get the upcoming gig info and will finally be putting up that RUTS review later so dont go away for long. bye for now.