HEATHER MILLS IS BIG LEGGY

RIGHT-The 'classy' Heather Mills in her 'bi-pedal' days.

So, the final amount of cash awarded to Heather Mills in her divorce battle against Paul McCartney has become known, Mills was asking for eighty million quid plus a cut of McCartney's music money, despite him making the music before she was born!

But now the amount has been decided and its not quite what 'Mucca' had been asking but is still enough for her to not to get out of bed ever again. £24.3 million shes got, not as much as she was asking for but still a bloody fortune. If she moans about this amount she should have the whole lot taken off her so she can remind herself what its really like to be skint . But at least she wont have to pose for anymore horrid smutty photos like the two awful ones featured on the right which ZERO HOUR feels should never have seen the light of day (tut tut).

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In the press today an irate Mills has been spouting off her moans that she has been financially hard done by and Mills has been saying that she wasn't awarded enough money despite getting the equivalent of £700 for every minute of her marriage to the pruned up old BEATLE, she is also receiving over a hundred grand every year towards the upkeep of the little girl that her and Mcwrinkley have together.

Just how MILLS can justify claiming £24+ million isn't enough for a marriage that lasted less than three years is laughable, MILLS is one very sick and deluded lady, controlled by her huge ego. And yet less than an hour after saying that she was happy with the divorce settlement she was on the steps of the courthouse giving it the old 'poor me' to the assembled press (who she complains wont leave her alone, funny for a woman who constantly rings them up when she needs publicity).

I think that the MUCCA vs MACCA divorce bandwagon will keep on rolling for sometime yet and i hope it will carry on giving the world a glimpse into the mad deluded world of 'LADY MUCCA' who it seems tries her hardest to make a public fool of her self just by being greedy.