TO A MATE

Yo Aub, i dropped my phone into the kerb one wet day as i was running (waddling, puffing and wheezing) along the street, luckily enough for me i was able to watch the flowing water wash over it on its way to the drain a few feet away, oh how i laughed as the phone became water logged, wot a wizard prang the cosmic joker played on me that day! Anyway, i haven't tried the phone since, being only a cheap model i doubt its ability to withstand a full prolonged immersion in running water for any longer than no time what so ever.
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