pooh!!

When i was thinking about putting up the 'Did you know?....' article about pooh i thought it would be a good idea to accompany it with a photo of a human pooh, so being the dedicated chap that i pretend i am i sat down to search the web for a good photo of a pooh. What a bad idea.

At first i found it hard to find an actual photo of a pooh, and apart from this single photo of a pretty lady on the right (which was in a bit of an odd place) there were just lots of pages talking about shit but very little in the way of actual pictures, so i decided to try the medical term, what with me not getting anywhere typing in the word 'pooh', so i typed in 'faeces' (i dont know if i spelt that right but the search engine knew what i meant) and up came the photo opportunities i was looking for. Oh my god. The first photo i came to was enough to put me off ever going back onto the computer let alone put me off my dinner, the fucking thing was like a big brown slimy snake coiled up in its toilet home, all snug in a pool of pissey pooh water. I swear that just looking at the photo filled my nose with the acrid stench of someone Else's shit, nor could i get the image of that huge beast curled up in its own fetid liquid out of my mind for hours afterwards, i thought i was going to be traumatised for years.

For those of you out there who were thinking of looking at photos of human pooh on the net, DON'T!