BIG HITYour super soar away ZERO HOUR has obtained an exclusive photo of what appears to show the moment at the GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL when the parasitic twin living hidden away on the back of MS CRACKHOUSE'S cranium was said to have made a valiant but ultimately vain attempt to escape from the back of the troubled star's head.
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The picture, obtained by theft from a news website, appears to show the 'troubled millionaire star' make a surprisingly swift grab at the parasitic twin as it tries to strike a bid for freedom by rushing 'headlong' into the audience during the last moments of the stars show when she went down into the front of the stage to show fans how emaciated and haggard she now looks.
In an attempt to cover up the storm in a tea-cup, MS DOGHOUSE'S record label have put out a press release saying that a 'fan' tried to grab the nylon wig from their stars head as she sang, but who believes that?
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In a new twist, MR Mycall eavil the festival organiser has released a press statement saying how pleased he was that the misshapen sentient twin didn't getaway because "at Glastonbore so many people get off their heads that it might of been impossible to reunite the two", fans are said to have reacted predictably and taken it upon themselves to assume they have a say in the stars life because they downloaded one of DOSSHOUSE'S albums while at work one day.
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