UNDER AMY WINEHOUSES 'BEEHIVE' AND THE REASON
FOR HER BEHAVIOUR.
Your super soaraway ZERO HOUR brings you the exclusive first picture of AMY CRACKHOUSE and her evil conjoined twin. The picture, here rendered by an 'artist' is what might be under that daft looking hair ball at the back of MS SEMI-DETACHEDHOUSE'S
head and the reason she wears it.
According to an 'insider' the evil twin has been sucking the life out of the 'back to re-hab' singer and is the reason she is looking more like a human raisin every day, and not as reported in all the tabloid media due to AMY taking crack, heroin and other hard drugs.
In an astonishing move, AMY'S dad 'WATNEY ALEHOUSE' has tried to reconcile the two before he loses them both, but what with the twins shared liver and blood supply it is going to be a hard battle.
As reported in June, the twin tried to separate its self from its host body while at the Glastonbury pooh festival but a quick thinking security guard was able to help AMY from losing it (see Z.H passim), but without its husband MR BLOKE SERVILE-FOOL to keep its skin from drying out there doesn't seem to be much hope for the lump of sentient flesh or its fading host.
The only hope seems to be to let the lumpy twin try and grow its own internal organs and at least one leg so that it can hop away, at least that way the family can have two song writers.
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