"WHAT YOU GOT TO LAUGH ABOUT YOU FILTHY OLD CUNT?"
The horrid smile on GARY GLITTERS sick pervert face isn't due to the fact he is happy to be forced back to Britain where he knows he will have at least half a million potential assassins waiting for the chance to beat him to death with their bare hands, oh no.
Nor is he laughing 'coz his pathetic attempt at a fake heart attack 'ruse' didn't buy him any time or chance to be allowed back into any of his previous third world economy 'playgrounds' (no one, not even the Vietnamese baby sellers want or need his money that badly).
No, the reason why the leader of the diddler gang is smiling is because he was able to slime out and away undetected from Heathrow airport and far from the clutches of the large angry mob gathered outside the customs gate, bitterly wailing and gnashing their teeth in fury as they wait for the opportunity to rip the one time 'loved by all the family' entertainer to so many small bits he no longer exists, dead or alive (except in an abstract sense only).
GLITTER crept out of Heathrow and sped down the motorway in a specially awaiting car for one specific reason and one only, and that was to try and commit suicide by jumping into the river THAMES at high tide.
Unfortunately, coastguards were able to reach the disgraced former 'glam rock star' and save his evil hide when he was found bobbing up and down in the middle of the river on a small buoy.
Boom boom.
..............Rueturs......................
(All words and photos from ZERO HOUR'S special showbiz correspondent,
MS Morden Civil Fielder)
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