THIS IS THE DAWNING OF AN OLD ERA

Rumour has it that the SPECIALS are reforming with a line up that includes grumpy singer TERRY HALL,(the bands previous reform incarnations have done very well without grumpy TERRY with them). the band are said to be gearing up for an extensive tour.

THE SPECIALS, WILL THEY WONT THEY?
I have a friend who for some time worked in a joke shop, the type that sells stink bombs and farting cushions, one day TERRY HALL strolled in to have a look at the practical jokes, as he looked around the shop (wearing his trademark sulky face he looked at all the shop had, and my friend approached him and asked him "have you see anything that has taken your fancy?" to which TERRY HALL replied "no" in a dull monotone voice before walking straight out again after purchasing nothing. Just what was a humourless bore doing in a joke shop in the first place? was he looking for that elusive sense of humour that he had been missing for some time? i wonder. It is a funny story though.